themodelcommuter

Listed here are definitions of terms that I regularly use that others may not be familiar with. If I do not list a word here might I suggest Google or a dictionary.

Commuterate

noun
[Treated as sing. or pl.] The body of commuting citizens; those qualified to commute

Notwork

noun
[pl. -s] Like a network, except it doesn’t [work].

NSFW

abbreviation
Not Safe For Work. Indicates an article may contain inapproriate content or expletives that may garner the attention of your corporate internet police.

Numpty

noun
[pl. -ies] A stupid person who really should know better.

Youf

noun
[pl. -s] Corruption of ‘youth’. Implies a teenager, quite possibly in a hoodie, who looks like they should be in borstal. Would be guilty until proven innocent if I was in power.