Fatality on the line
If you jumped:
Seriously? Why? God, if life is that crap take an overdose, drown in the sea or indeed, anything that doesn’t involve several train loads of people getting stuck for bloody ages. So your life sucked. Boo-bloody-hoo. Life sucks, deal with it. See a shrink, take some pills, do not jump in front of a sodding train. Now my life, and hundreds of other peoples lives, suck just that little bit more due to being stuck on a train. Your actions have increased the suckyness of the world. May your ghost spend eternity trapped on a delayed train.
If you were playing on the tracks:
Just exactly how stupid are you? What bit of “railways are dangerous” don’t you get? If you actually paid attention at school rather than sneaking off to smoke you’d realise that in a fight between a human and a train (even at low speed) the human will loose (apologies if they don’t teach basic physics in schools any more, they certainly don’t teach common sense). If you’re that bored and that much in need of thrill seeking then go play “who can drink the most bleach” at home. You’ll still be removed from the gene pool but in a manner that doesn’t impact me, or my ability to get home.
Bring back capital punishment [sic] in schools. It’s the only way.
If it wasn’t your fault (i.e. You’ve had a heart attack or something) please disregard the above.
You’re right, life sucks, but I’d rather end it playing a little bit too agresively on the bendy rounds on the way home than attempting to stop and oncoming train with nothing but a shoulder charge.
Des said this on December 6th, 2007 at 8:04 pm